Tiffany Rae, cat mom, future wife, artist, body mod enthusiast.
my mom just looked at a spider at our kitchen and yelled “why do you have to be like that? you dont need that many eyes or legs you need to stop”
Today I put my hand in my backpack and felt a stress ball and I was like “oh? I have a stress ball?” and I squeezed it and it was a pear and it exploded and now I’m much more stressed than I was earlier :/
plot twist: you scream to your mom who’s in her room to come to the table because you already made the dinner
I finally followed ultrafacts I couldn’t resist anymore I’m sorry
Welcome! Say goodbye to your social life one post at a time :)
I love how ultrafacts goes from
If you aren’t following Ultrafacts WHY
Also good for the kids. They encourage having slow readers read to the family pets. A dog will listen to a kid read a whole book one damn sssyl-la——-ble at a time, and it will never get frustrated, or correct their pronunciation, or start playing Angry Bird because it can’t stand listening to the slowness any more. The dog will look at the kid approvingly, because, human. Human is talking. Human is interacting.
So this is a great win-win.
i am a 26 year old man and this almost made me cry
this was nothing i expected but everything i wanted
"Firstly, I’m glad you survived. I don’t know how you can stand all that water. Secondly, come here. You washed off my scent."
this must be what tumblr looks like irl
This is exactly what tumblr looks like IRL
Guy’s Review of Right Guard Deodorant Ends Unexpectedly
This is GOLD